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Boredom!

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 15:50:10 GMT

I actually cant wait to start back at Uni, again sick of doing nothing but stack shelvs at The Wonderful Morrisons!

I havent updated this in ages as i forgot about it.. check out Seans space link http://whiteonblue.spaces.live.com good pics on there as my space is so boring.

I should have pics of this years Leeds festival.. we had tickets to the Sunday but for reasons.. one being we cant organise fuck all and another being people changing their minds, we sold em!

The Weekend blurrrrrrrr

Mon, 01 May 2006 11:35:12 GMT

On the Friday i had work at 5 till 10 meh... sorted out what was happening tomorrow as we were heading off to Doncaster to get drunk... sorry to watch the mighty Oldham Athletic. We have been so poor recently that our plan was to sit in a pub all day (Clougals Influence) or to get so drunk we couldnt remember the game.

Saturday

We were all meeting at Sainsburys at 9am for some breakfast, Chickers, Beardy, Wayne me and Danny all went.. a few dropped out as there the sensible ones (Clougal, Melia etc). In Sainsburys we bought a big bottle of smirnoff vodka and a 2 litre bottle of coke for the train journey. Got the train from Oldham Mumps to Victoria and then walked to Picadilly via a 45 minute trip to Tesco Express waiting around for Danny.

The train to Doncaster didn't leave till 20 past 11 so we went to the sports bar which was just opening we had a shot of some cherry stuff chickers and wayne had a pint. 11am in the morning that shit hasnt been done well with me anyway since Kos (ahh memories) We then walked down to the platform surprisingly the train was on time. We were then on our way Chickers and Wayne were supping on there home made 3 quarter two litre bottle of vodka with a hint of red bull. Chickers was the first to feel the effects sticking the Serviettes that were on the back of his chair onto his face.. loon. Beardy was on his 3 quarter vodka and a hint of coke. Some poor blonde woman had to endure our drunkeness i felt sorry for her me and Danny were the sensbile ones despite being the youngest.. this would change though LOL!

The dude came round with "Refreshments" 3 jaffa cakes cost about £17.20 okay a bit over the top they were 70p but as Beady pointed out you can buy a pack of 20 for that from the local KwikEMart. We reached Doncaster by this time we were all rat arsed we got a taxi to near the football ground, Danny had a few cans of Carling some goths offered 70p for each can and threatened to start "singing" Slipknot if we did not accept.. so of course we said yes.

We got into the social club thing full of Doncaster fans, we saw Amie in there and her mates, me and Danny were chanting anti Doncaster songs not very clever when the pub was full of Donny fans lol. We then moved onto the ground how we got in i dont know, meh i dont even remember going through the turnstyles. The game was a blur thankfully i remember seeing Prendy and Lisa, Goodwin, Timmy and his ultra fan crew who love Oldham no matter how depressingly shite they are. Chaddy The Owl played by our mate got thrown out for apparently inciting a riot.. i dont see how a giant owl waving at Doncaster fans could incite a riot. Chickers and Beard tried to reason with the stewards to let him back in.. but there drunkeness was gibberish and the retarded stewards wouldnt have any of it. Chickers and Beard then left to meet the owl outside. Me and Danny stayed for a few short minutes Doncaster scored to which i shouted "Comon Danny i've seen enough of this shit lets go pub" The highlight of the game was a burger i purchased at half time.

We met Beard and Wayne and Chickers up the road and went into the pub, discussed how shite the world is and Oldham Athletic with Doncaster fans who said the owl hadnt done anything wrong and the game was awful. We then got a taxi to the town centre went in McDonalds, by this point Beardy was wearing no trainers for some reason. Chickers rang Macca we gave him some abuse, if he could understand us the guy needs a job as an interpretor for Alcoholics Annonymous.

We got to the train station had to get the train Sheffield and change, we were supping Stella on the train were these cans appeared from i don't know and didnt rightly care, i think Chickers robbed a local shop or sumat. In sheffield Station Danny was dancing to MrBigStuff Beard was conked out on the chairs everyone else i cant remember what they were doin.

The train came Beard was alseep for most of the journey, Wayne and Chickers tipped some random shower gel into dannys hair, where this shower gel came from is a mystery. On the way back danny has an Alan Partridge ringtone which says "I AM Hung like a donkey" that was bluetoothed around.

We then got to picadilly walked to Victoria got the train to Greenfield thankfully Waynes missus picked us up from the train station much appreciated. Beardy was the first dropped of as it was highly likely he was going to throw up. I got home last, watched match of the day Rooneys injured no world cup for England.

Overall i achieved getting pissed enough not to remember the game, i havent been that drunk in a long time, i blame Beard lol

Sunday

I had work at 8am, due to activites the day before, i didn't even chance driving. I had a midday hangover the joys. PLayed football at night with people from work at that posh new football place on the way to Hollingworth Lake.

PS Ben and Sam you lucky fooks whilst i was enduring Oldham Athletic, you were watching Kaiser Chiefs.

Driving Test

Mon, 03 Apr 2006 15:48:43 GMT

I passed my driving test today 6 minors... it still hasnt sunk in yet,only a short blog finishing with what your all thinking.... ABOUT FUKIN TIME!!

These Blogs

Fri, 24 Mar 2006 13:35:41 GMT

Over the past weeks on various peoples spaces, the blogs have been more entertaining than Eastenders and Corrie combined! With Keyboard warriorz at large posting amusing comments. Anyways big up to Seans space who gets more daily views than i have overall lmao!!

Highlights of days gone by, last Saturday Me, Chickers, The BEARD, And Wayne featuring owl, went to Bradford to watch the Mighty (maybe not) Oldham Athletic. As Wayne is good mates with the Bradford Mascot, City Gent, he managed to get us in the bar before the game. Unfortunately he could only manage to get Beardy in as his "helper". Meaning me and Chickers had to pay to get in... it turned out it was worth the 17 quid as Oldham ended up pissing all over Bradford who played a lot more like PSV Hangover, Oldham running out 4-1 winners and to be honest is could quite easily have been more.

Special mention at half time goes to Chaddy the Owl, Bradford have some quality cheer leaders, Chaddy got his head rubbed in 1 of the girls Boobies and kept peerin up their skirts when they bent over. Even the most unhappy and depressed Latics fans let out a few giggles.

After the game Waynes contacts this time got us in the Banquettin Suite where it had all the posh buisness people who were gutted after watching their side get hammered 4-1 muhaha. Their was also plenty of fine women up their particularly one in a pink shirt and also one of the sexy cheerleaders. We had a few drinks in ther then left to go home happy... or pissed as in Beardys case. Oh Dean Windass was in their, haha he didn't look to impressed the old fart.

Thursday we got battered at the football again we then went to a pub called the Grey Horse.... meh

Tagged once again!

Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:40:14 GMT

Name: David

Age: 19!

Location: Obviously in my house infront of my pc filling this in

Brothers and Sisters: 1 younger brother called erm.. Chris

Pets:Cat called Fudge, dog called Harvey

Job: Student - part time shelfstacker!!

Marital Status: Single

Hair Colour: Boring Dark Brown, i really need to do something with it.

Eye Colour: Brown

Favourite Food: Sweet and Sour Chicken.

Favourite Drink: Non Alcholic, Riibena! Hmm alcoholic probably JD and Coke

Favourite Item of Clothing: Diesel Hoodie, i really need to go shoppin for some more shiz, although Seans given me a loada good sites so im gone be a lazy fook and order off them!

Favourite Celebrity: Hmmm Will Ferell at the mo.

Sexiest Celebrity: Jennifer Love Hewitt and Elisha Cuthbert. Oh and Jessica Alba!!

Favourite Holiday Destintion: Corfu is the best place i've been, surely to be overtaken when we go to Australia for my Mum and Dads 25th Weddin Anniversary my 21st and my brothers 18th!

Next Holiday Destination: Hmm Hopefully a cheapo lads one with mates but thats no likely to happen as we cant organie a piss up in a brewery

Which Song Are You Playing To Death At the Mo: Stone Roses- I Wanna Be Adored, Bluetones-Slight Return, Kings Of Leon- King Of The Rodeo, The Charlatans-The Only One I Know, Common-Testify

What is your favourite colour: Blue

Favourite Possession: Mobile, it would be a car however i cant fukin pass me test

Most Expensive Thing You Have Ever Bought: Widescreen telly for me room, will eventually be a car

Had a one night stand: No

Ever Been in Love: No

Ever Been Married: No

Kids: In the future yes, our family is too small we need to breed lmao.

Ever Changed a Nappy: Erm yes.

Do you have any medical conditions: Failure to pass drivin tests?

Favourite Shops: Posh End of the Trafford Centre.

Favourite Film/Movie: Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Snatch and The Waterboy

Last movie you went to see: Hmm cant remember!

Do you play sports: Football and Pool,

Favourite Board Game: Monopoly

Ever Been Arrested: Nope, but i'd like to say my brother has been cautioned the chav

Describe Yourself In 3 Words: Laidback, Friendly, Quiet

Favourite Person You Chat to on MSN? Would be easier to name the most annoying!

Favourite MSN Spaces? Seans, writes Huge blogs that are so interestin you read em word for word, also him bein a pro at Photography and other shizzle his pics are quality,he must have the space with the most visitors. http://spaces.msn.com/whiteonblue/, Bens is funny due to the warped stories he has at work brought on by boredom and working with some complete tools. http://spaces.msn.com/benjiesquire/. Sams is funny as she doesnt hold back and is honest. http://spaces.msn.com/samlovesben/ . Cloughies is also funny despite it not being updated since August!

Who do you tag to do this: Erm, If you are reading consider yourself tagged.

Pissed Off

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 22:02:57 GMT

My retarded pig featured brother somehow got this pc infected with a virus, so i've had to reboot it and now lost all my tuneage and pics. Thankfully most of my pics are on here!!

One thing i've learnt today Create back up cds of all ur shit. Otherwise if ur pc fucks it your up shit creek without a paddle!!!

Woah Woah! Why the change?

Fri, 27 Jan 2006 15:04:07 GMT

Why the fook have they changed and added things on here, nothing need to be different!!!!

What does everyone else think?

Focking Unmarked Junctions

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 13:20:56 GMT

3rd time lucky .... or not in my case, driving test was going great, did all my maneouvers perfectly then late into the test didnt see an unmarked junction broke too late front of the car was sticking out. Whats gutting is like a tard i've made this mistake before which is why i failed my 1st one

Got back to the test centre instructor says "Unfortunately you have failed because of that junction, was the perfect drive otherwise."*GUTTED*

Had football at night on Kaskey won 6-4 against a team who had this forward who just knocked every fucker out of the way. Was a decent win. The other team won as the oppostion didnt turn up woooo!! We then headed back to the pub played a few games of pool and did the quiz surprisingly Sean didnt win, but he did have us Shaw lot on his team!

We then waited for the card bingo type effort to be called the guy drags it on like a motherfucker i was nearly asleep. Was all an anti climax no one i knew won it jus sum old chunk did.

Anyways test is booked for 8th feb, fingers crossed i cant afford to fook it up again!!!

Merry Xmas

Mon, 26 Dec 2005 01:29:04 GMT

Awite all hope ya all had a Good Christmas and Santa brought you everything you wanted !!

Woke up with quite a bad headache after going out last night, had to keep up with Sam and Hayley who cant half drink, sup there archers and lemonade like its fooking water. Opened my presents at half 11 got a huge telly for my room (at last) aftershave, money and the usual shizzle.

Family came round we ate loadza unhealthy stuff, the usual turkey, sausage and bacon rolls etc etc its all good .

Brother got the new xbox 360 which is v.impressive had a dabble on that graphics are awesome!! Family kept on eating unhealthy food and drinking more booze until they could take no more and left at around 9. I got my brother War Of The Worlds on dvd watched that, the film is fooking epic .

Anyways heres a pic of the dogg, me and me grandad. Unfortunately he's not in such good health had to write mine and my brothers name down on a piece of paper which he had in his pocket as he couldnt remember our names! Not good

Oh No.

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 20:19:37 GMT

Kill me now, on Saturday night through constant moaning from Jimbobs sister and girlfriend and other people i went in Coolers, Shaws "Premier Night Club" god its sooooo bad. Thankfully I and a few others were only in for 30 mins, 30 mins too long though!! What a loada Sheeeite.

More Tagging Shizzle

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 15:42:09 GMT

Tagged again this time related to random crap about my self!

1. WHAT NAMES DO YOU GO BY ONLINE? Butter
2. WHAT KIND OF PANTS ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? Jeans
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Xzibit-Symphony in X Major
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 4906
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? McDonalds, unfortunately
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Cold surprisingly quite bright
8. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Nick from uni
9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Arse :P

10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU WITH THIS? Yes, he's a mad rocker.
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Cold and tired
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DRINK? Ribena
13. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? JD and Coke
14. FAVOURITE SPORTS? Football
15. HAIR COLOR? Dark Brown
16. EYE COLOR? Brown
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nah
18. HOW MANY SIBLINGS DO YOU HAVE? 1-Brother apparently hes a human being, however his eating habbits and cleanliness are those likened to pigs.
19. FAVOURITE MONTH? July

20. FAVOURITE FOOD? Chinese
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? erm, Soul Plane
22. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Xmas Day or New Years Eve
23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Sometimes
24. SCARY MOVIE OR HAPPY ENDINGS BETTER? Scary
25. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer
26. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses
27. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR TAGGIES TO WRITE BACK? Yes

30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Ben i reckon,, would have been Sean but his pcs cacked up
31. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? With 'rents
32. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING RIGHT NOW? Psychology ones for uni
33. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Dont have one dog chewed it up.
34. FAVOURITE BOARD GAME? Monopoly!!

I tag Ben, Sam, Tony, Clougal, Sean, Chickers, Kidderz, and anyone else that has jus read the above and can be arsed doing it themselves

Tagged!!... again.

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 23:04:49 GMT

My nigger bro Benji Bravado tagged me to do this, so as i hadnt updated this waste of webspace in ages i thought i'd do so!

1. What do you like most about Halloween?

It gets my brother out of the house, in his search for more crap food to block up his arteries and expand his ever enlarging gut.

2. What do you least like about Halloween?

The annoying fat chavs who knock continuously on your door, and then ask "trick or treat?" in their constipated Kermit the Frog voices

3. What was your favourite Halloween, and why?

Erm involved eggs and throwing them at houses, and then running away with the stupidest giggle ever.

4. What was your favourite Halloween treat?

Counting the pennies we'd scav'd and all the teeth rotting gungey sweets.

5. What is your favourite costume?

Scream mask, or a leather face mask wud be cool.

6. What scares you the most?

Growing old.

7. Whats your favourite Halloween movie?

Any there all the same! see some of bens 10 things that always happen in movies. EG. The killer can walk just as fast as the victim can run and always ends up catching her.

8. Do you think Halloween should be banned from schools?

No, but the choices menus of burger and chips or chicken burger and chips should be scrapped to reduce the ever increasing number of fat kids with bitch tits.

I tag everyone who reads this, heck if your that fookin bored your bored enough to do it yourself

A Day in the Life of a Pissed Up Fool

Mon, 10 Oct 2005 16:12:34 GMT

Friday night we went out for the Clougalmeisters belated 20th birthday, thankfully i had managed to get someone to cover me at the shit tip that is Morrisons.We started off in Tara had a Corona in there, then we headed off to Shaw Train Station with us being fine athletes in the art of lazyness we got a taxi from Tara to the Station!!! Which is all of 2 minutes away!!

We got the train into manchester and started off in Norweigian Blue had a few Vodka Redbulls x 5 and some Jelly shot thing which was bought very kindly by one of Clougals Tesco Unit. On the way outa ther some random girl asked for a kiss so as you do, i kissed some randomer, with Ben shouting "Who the fuck was that!!?"

I then went to the cash machine giving Ben chance to get some sandwich from a place which was a rip off of Subway looked nice anyways..... we then moved on to Henry J Beans, had some double JDs in there was rather expensive for us common Oldham folk with someone buying 5 drinks at a cost of 27 quid. This left every1 disgusted so like the cheap fooks we are we departed soon after and left for LLoyds wher its a weatherspoons so its rather cheap, went in ther for some more JD talked about random stuff then went to the train station to catch the last train to oldham, why the fuk we were heading bak to that shit tip i dont know. By this time young Chris turned sum strange green colour looked like he'd been chonging on some reefa rather than on the beer. Inevitably he threw up on the train with some old hoes laffing at him.

We then arrived in the cuntfuckin shit tip that is Oldham and headed to Maloneys, Chris turned his sick stained shirt inside out so he cud get in SKANK!! Maloneys was dead only had one in there, then headed to Walkabout saw a dude out of my form who i hadnt seen in ages, the rest of the time i was shaking my head at the shite chav dance tunes the "DJ" was playin and discussing with Sam how shit Oldham was.

We then headed to Livingstones which was dead, paid 3 quid to get in, got hugged by 2 girls i hadnt seen in ages, Ben told em to fook off haha drunkness. Had 2 drinks then left. By this time we were all pritty drunk apart from sensible head sam who jus laughs at our drunkness. We then headed to the place wher we always seem to end up The Light Of Bengal, me and Ben called Indian food every name under the sun yet still ordered some of the baby excretment looking curry and ate most of it.

Sam then rung at Taxi and then we went home wooooo!

Fusbol

Fri, 30 Sep 2005 15:55:19 GMT

Tuesday

Tuesday went to uni had two lectures then a hugeeeeee four hour gap till our next one so we went back to me mates flat had a few games on pro evo, then headed off to ScuBar which is pritty much on his doorstep, we stayed in there for god knows how long and drinking too much and in the process didn't turn up to the lecture, we all knew we werent gona end up goin!!... joys of being a student. We left at 7 oclock and set off to the train station and arrived home at half 8 . Then got picked up by Phill with Clougal in the car and went round to his house along with Ben to play Poker and drink some more. Ben having a book on poker and winning constantly on the internet showed as he kicked some arse. He was rather pished and was calling every other game we played shat. We got a taxi home at about half 2, with poor clougal having work at 6am.

Wednesday

Went to Latics on Wednesday with Chickers who'd jus passed his test. Had to travel all the way to Port Vale in Pissing down rain. With some people ringing saying they've heard it was called off they were chattin out of their arses. We got into the ground at about 5 to 8, with us already having Bonner being carried off with a broken arm .

A few moments later Beckett scored, we sat back and got pissed all over for the remainder of the half them not scoring was down to shite finishing.

2nd half was more of the same until the 70th minute when they finally and deservedly equalised. This actually sparked us into life and for the first time since the 14th minute we actually bothere to attack, it paid off when Killen scored after 80 mins. Again after scoring we sat back inviting the pressure on ourselves Vale equalised in the 90th minute, theres no way we deserved a win so a draw was a fair result

Thursday

Had football on Kaskey and due to the familiar few not botherin we were left with 6 players ended up losing 2-0 which was a decent result considering the patched up team..

Red Vodka!!

Mon, 26 Sep 2005 11:00:06 GMT

After drinking this stuff non stop on holiday in Kos, and me finding a bottle that was quickly drunk at Clougals, we need MORE!! does anyone know where to get it from in the UK?!?!?!

Various facts and random sheeeeeeeeite

Mon, 19 Sep 2005 22:54:19 GMT

After being tagged by quite a few peeps to do this and the threat of dying if I didn't i've gave in and done it!!

SEVEN THINGS I LIKE

1. Friends and Family.. anyone that basically gives a shite about me

2. Music especially indy and old skool choooonage

3. Oldham Athletic

4. Free time

5. Holidays out of this country

6. Lie ins on Sunday Mornings,however morrisons have intervened ther.. bastads!!

7. No Work

SEVEN THINGS I DISLIKE OR THAT SCARE ME

1. Chavs

2. Smoking.. but loadza chavs do it..burn em, burn em all!!

3. Slipknot

4. Racists and racism

5. Work

6. Cider

7. War

SEVEN RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME

1. I've broke both my arms

2. I just recently met Goldie Lookin Chain and Bloc Party

3. I apparently look French which is utter bullsheeeeeeeeeeeeite

4. My Middle names John

5. Listen to the Stone Roses too much

6. Been to the sahara desert

7. Passed my Alevels

SEVEN THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE

1. Get Married

2. Pass my driving test... it will happen eventually

3. Punch my boss in the face.

4. Pass my degree

5. Get a house abroad

6. Have children

7. See Oldham win the league/promotion/cup anything ffs!!

SEVEN THINGS I CAN DO

1. Sleep through pritty much anything

2. Sing badly on the kareoke

3. Look laid back even when i care

4. Make people laugh

5. Fluke victories at poker

6. Save me money up

7. Fluke exams

SEVEN THINGS I CANNOT OR WILL NOT DO

1. Become homosexual

2. Work at a supermarket full time

3. Drink Cider/bitter

4. Crack my knuckles

5. Wax

6. Whistle

7. Cheat

SEVEN PEOPLE I TAG TO DO THIS QUIZ

1. Sam

2. Chickers

3. Cloughie

4. Phillippe

5. Macca

6. Rache

7. Kidderz

Lol!!

Sat, 03 Sep 2005 00:19:19 GMT

Just a quote I found from an old Oasis interview which made me smile.

Does the madness of Britpop and Blur feud now seem distant and faintly ridiculous to you?

L: The Blur/Oasis thing was very silly but it was fun. I meant every word I said. They're still a bunch of goons but...

N: The thing that still pisses me off to this day is that cuntfuck said we engineered the battle with his bunch of wankers. Oasis didn't need to compete with a bunch of cunts who did A-level music. They're fakers.

L: That Gorillaz album - fucking rubbish.

N: All that, "I'm happy, feeling glad/Got sunshine in a bag?..." That was beyond comedy. That cunt is like, "Is there a bandwagon passing? Park it outside my house." He'll be in a heavy metal band next year when it's fashionable. He's nothing. It's fitting that he ended up as a cartoon. He always was a cartoon.

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Leeds Festival!!!

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 23:29:47 GMT

Wooo go to Leeds festival 2morrow, for a weekend of decent music and a permanant hangover for the weekend its gota be done!

Cyas soon!

Leeds boooooo!

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 14:34:03 GMT

So anyways yesterday, we went to watch Latics against Leeds in the worthless cup, our good friend Beardy had arranged a coach to take us all down to Leeds, sortid it with the police and everything, hes that kool!

We were being picked up at the Petrol Station near the Big Lamp at 10 past 6, arranged to meet Clougal at Taylors at half 5. When i arrived at taylors some chavs asked me to go in for ther hoe, to get half a litre of vodka, strangely i said yes for once. Went in got id'd!! and pocketed 2 quid of the change.

Me and Clougal then met Nick in Tesco and moved on to Wrags to purchase some beers, we noticed some Kronenberg 6 quid for 8. "shall we have some?" Clougal asked... ofcourse it was too good a deal to turn down, so on the way to the counter to purchase them Clougal was tempted to get sum black aftershock, but the memories of Kidderz stumbling about in Oldham on Saturday night, put him off the idea.

We then headed off to the petrol station to be met by the Beard, and Macca later on, whos Grandad had stoppped infront of some dude who proceeded to give Maccas Grandad some shit along the lines of "What the fuk u doin, u head case". Coach come after 5 minutes and we were on r way.

Only had chance to sup 1 of our cans of booze, as we had to stop off at the services to stash all the goods under the coach. On the way to Leeds, the King of photography, Sean was taking pictures of people on the coach, some more impressed than others. Had ben ringing me up as he had already arrived at Leeds and i had his tickets.. sam knows her way round leeds as she works ther so it only took em around 20 mins!

Got at Leeds had a quik chat to Suzie and Laura, who asked us if we wanted to "play out" afterwards as its Suzies Birthday today! We mumbled some sorta answer and then headed of to Mcdonalds which to our amazement had a walk thru!!

Met Ben and Sam outside the turnstyles and gave em ther tickets, at leeds they have no turnstyle dudes u jus swipe in.. bit high tech! Was already quite a few latics fans in ther most located around the bar and food areas suprise suprise , had a chat wit Melia etc and then headed off to our seats.... unfortunatly we were sat infront of sum southern fukwit who shouted out crap chants whilst spitting all ova ya, me and Sam had to put our hoods up from the barrage of skank spit, it was that bad,

The players came out Latics had filled the allocation wi about 1800 ther. The game was a pritty much non even with Leeds overrunning us in Midfield. Crap tactics in my opinion can't play 3 upfront against decent teams away from home. 20 minutes had gone and the fat dude upfront Ricketts... England/Bolton/Middlesbrough reject opened the scoring. 3 minutes later and a decently worked goal Healy back heeled it to Richardson who blasted it in the net. Somwhere during this time we had a Branston header cleared off the line, apparently we should have had a penalty for a push on Warne but the ref wasnt having any of it, he was as 1 sided as the possesion, giving everything to Leeds.

Went down for a pint which was crap flat as anything and cost bout 3 quid, and a burger in a bag!! which was edible suprisingly. We stayed down ther for quite a bit, so much so 10 mins of the 2nd half had already been played, showing how interesting the game was. The rest of the 2nd half was a non event really Oldham never looked like scoring with leeds jus seeing the game out happy with 2-0 although Healy had a decent chance but fuckt it and was promptly subbed.

We then headed back to the coach got a police escort onto the motorway, stopped at the services and supped sum beers and then headed to the Buck for some more.... beers. Unfortunatly some people decided to drink some in the pub which they had purchased somewhere else, the landlady wasnt best pleased. It was Suzies birthday (happy birthday again) at 12 offered to buy her a drink but she said no. Had a few games of pool then me Suzie and Clougal got a taxi home, Suzie got out in royton , me and Clougal got out in Shaw and that was it end of the night. Leeds festival to look forward to now!

I'll add some pics courtesy of the photographic legend that is Sean "Wobble" Hansford

These Boots are Made for Walkin!!

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 14:52:13 GMT

So anyways (damn clougal got me sayin that) after work on a Sunday, we went on to Chaple Road for a kickabout. At the start we had our usual multi ball where one poor soul goes in net, usually Chaddy and Sean. They then get about 4 balls twatted towards ther direction at once, not many go in which shows how wank our shooting is. Most hit poor Amie and Amanda who are always ther watchin us, they must be bored out ther heads.

We then had a 6aside match our team won, which was good members of the other team starting arguing with each other which isnt suprising as it happens most weeks. We then had our usual penalty shoot out which shows that Rick and Gaz are the only ones who are able to take em, the rest of us are gash.

Me,Sean, Kidderz, Gaz and Rick headed off to the pub, i was on form with the old pool winning 5 and losing only once . We wasted quite a few pound sterling on that damn word game (previously mentioned on seans blog) we never win fook all yet still bang are money in.

Kareoke was on tonight with the Dj doing most of the singing ruining various songs. He was banging out a load of old tunes tonight examples being..

Nancy Sinatra-These Boots are Made For Walking, which is much better than the Jessica Simpson version however she makes up for it with the video some fit blonde wavin her arse about wearin next to nothin works for me!

Dj Bobo-Oh Chihuahua which is a totally appaling song but sticks in your head

Dean Martin-Thats Amore, best tune of the lot, when the moon hits your eyes like a... you get the idea.

We then got kicked outa the pub and went home obviously!!

Monday came and it was football at 7.20 we were playing the team that replaced the bunch of retarded chavs we twatted 6-1 unfortunatly they were far better than them and we ended up losing 2-0, not bad to say they had jus beat top of the league 6-2 last week. They had a whippet at the towering height of 5ft, tricky bastad, like sean wright phillips just not worth 21 million! LOL

Notice in the pic the chav in the bakground havin a tug

Tuneage!

Lit-My Own Worst Enemy

Beastie Boys Alive

White Town-Your Woman

Wow got media player on thanks to ed for tellin us! Bita Stone Roses

Photo Album: Me and Mates.. oh and one of me Mutha

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 16:32:36 GMT

Me and Mates.. oh and one of me Mutha

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Clougal Me and Ben

Me and Ben

Jim and Me

Mofos

Me and Ben

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Tanned for once!!

meeeee

Butter_Sleepy

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Photo Album: Football Efforts

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 16:22:27 GMT

Football Efforts

Skinned!

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Untitled Photo

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Kick!!

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Vs Chavs

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Photo Album: Leeds Festival 2005

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 00:56:28 GMT

Leeds Festival 2005

Farmer Clougal

Benji

Hmmm

Me scared after ben spun the carriage round and round on the feris wheel

Clougal and Me

Ben and Father Clougal

Wat a fookin Mess

Arena

Ben and some dude with dodgy hair

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Photo Album: The Dogg

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 00:39:17 GMT

The Dogg

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Fluffy Dogg

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Custom List: Websites i waste my time on

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:26:17 GMT

Websites i waste my time on

Last.fm
Shows what crap i listen to
Oldham Athletic
We were in the Premier League you know!

Custom List: Quality Chooons

Sun, 11 Jun 2006 22:52:30 GMT

Quality Chooons

Ian Brown
Dolphins Were Monkeys
The Charlatans
The Only One I Know
Kings Of Leon
Milk
Nas
Nastradamus
Wu-Tang
C.R.E.A.M
We Are Scientists
The Great Escape
The Stone Roses
I Wanna Be Adored

Blog list: Mates

Fri, 24 Mar 2006 14:06:42 GMT

Mates

Clougal
Chilled
Macca
Lee Crofts Double
Beardy
Old School Tuneage Guru
Phil
German Superstar
Benji
Duno what Sam wud do without him!
Rache
Our Leeds festival Guru
Sean
Leapin Salmon in Goals
Sam
Duno wat Ben wud do without her!
Chickers
Txter of crap jokes :P
Kidderz
Why hes called Kidderz i dont know.
Tony
Back for the First Time
Phill
Youngest Lookin 21 year old ever

Custom List: Football Grounds I've Visited

Fri, 17 Mar 2006 23:57:58 GMT

Football Grounds I've Visited

Barnsley
Oakwell
Blackburn Rovers
Ewood Park
Burnley
Turf Moor
Bury
Gigg Lane
Chesterfield
Saltergate
Huddersfield Town
Mc'Alpine Stadium/Galpharm
Hartlepool United
Victoria Park
Derby County
Pride Park
Doncaster Rovers
Belle Vue
Stoke City
Brittania Stadium
Port Vale
Vale Park
Hull City
KC Stadium/Boothferry Park
Tranmere Rovers
Prenton Park
Sheffield Wednesday
Hillsborough
Blackpool
Bloomfield Road
Notts County
Medow Lane
Wrexham
Racecourse Ground
Wigan Athletic
JJB Stadium
Peterborough United
London Road
Manchester United
Old Trafford
Rochdale
Spotland
Hednesford Town
Keys Park
Stalybridge Celtic
Bower Fold
Oldham Athletic
Boundary Park
Stockport County
Edgeley Park
Swindon Town
County Ground
Leeds United
Elland Road
Bradford City
Valley Parade
Swansea City
The New Stadium
Scunthorpe United
Glandford Park
MK Dons
National Hockey Stadium
Notts Forest
City Ground
Walsall
Bescott Stadium
Rotherham United
Millmoor
Millwall
The New Den
Bristol City
Ashton Gate

Custom List: Favourite Movies

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Favourite Movies

Happy Gilmore
Dodgeball
Pulp Fiction
Soul Plane
How High?
Snatch
Mr Deeds
Old Skool
Mean Machine
Anchorman
Night At The Roxbury
Saving Private Ryan
Waterboy
School Of Rock

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Sun, 03 Jul 2005 22:22:57 GMT

Can't Live Without

Music
Mates
Mothers Cooking
Sleep
Coca Cola
Mobile
Football
Ipod