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8/31/2006

Boredom!

I actually cant wait to start back at Uni, again sick of doing nothing but stack shelvs at The Wonderful Morrisons!
I havent updated this in ages as i forgot about it.. check out Seans space link http://whiteonblue.spaces.live.com good pics on there as my space is so boring.
 
I should have pics of this years Leeds festival.. we had tickets to the Sunday but for reasons.. one being we cant organise fuck all and another being people changing their minds, we sold em!
 
5/1/2006

The Weekend blurrrrrrrr

On the Friday i had work at 5 till 10 meh... sorted out what was happening tomorrow as we were heading off to Doncaster to get drunk... sorry to watch the mighty Oldham Athletic. We have been so poor recently that our plan was to sit in a pub all day (Clougals Influence) or to get so drunk we couldnt remember the game.
 
Saturday
We were all meeting at Sainsburys at 9am for some breakfast, Chickers, Beardy, Wayne me and Danny all went.. a few dropped out as there the sensible ones (Clougal, Melia etc). In Sainsburys we bought a big bottle of smirnoff vodka and a 2 litre bottle of coke for the train journey. Got the train from Oldham Mumps to Victoria and then walked to Picadilly via a 45 minute trip to Tesco Express waiting around for Danny.
 
The train to Doncaster didn't leave till 20 past 11 so we went to the sports bar which was just opening we had a shot of some cherry stuff chickers and wayne had a pint. 11am in the morning that shit hasnt been done well with me anyway since Kos (ahh memories) We then walked down to the platform surprisingly the train was on time. We were then on our way Chickers and Wayne were supping on there home made 3 quarter two litre bottle of vodka with a hint of red bull. Chickers was the first to feel the effects sticking the Serviettes that were on the back of his chair onto his face.. loon. Beardy was on his 3 quarter vodka and a hint of coke. Some poor blonde woman had to endure our drunkeness i felt sorry for her me and Danny were the sensbile ones despite being the youngest.. this would change though LOL!
 
The dude came round with "Refreshments" 3 jaffa cakes cost about £17.20 okay a bit over the top they were 70p but as Beady pointed out you can buy a pack of 20 for that from the local KwikEMart. We reached Doncaster by this time we were all rat arsed we got a taxi to near the football ground, Danny had a few cans of Carling some goths offered 70p for each can and threatened to start "singing" Slipknot if we did not accept.. so of course we said yes.
 
We got into the social club thing full of Doncaster fans, we saw Amie in there and her mates, me and Danny were chanting anti Doncaster songs not very clever when the pub was full of Donny fans lol. We then moved onto the ground how we got in i dont know, meh i dont even remember going through the turnstyles. The game was a blur thankfully i remember seeing Prendy and Lisa, Goodwin, Timmy and his ultra fan crew who love Oldham no matter how depressingly shite they are. Chaddy The Owl played by our mate got thrown out for apparently inciting a riot.. i dont see how a giant owl waving at Doncaster fans could incite a riot.  Chickers and Beard tried to reason with the stewards to let him back in.. but there drunkeness was gibberish and the retarded stewards wouldnt have any of it. Chickers and Beard then left to  meet the owl outside. Me and Danny stayed for a few short minutes Doncaster scored to which i shouted "Comon Danny i've seen enough of this shit lets go pub"  The highlight of the game was a burger i purchased at half time.
 
We met Beard and Wayne and Chickers up the road and went into the pub, discussed how shite the world is and Oldham Athletic with Doncaster fans who said the owl hadnt done anything wrong and the game was awful. We then got a taxi to the town centre went in McDonalds, by this point Beardy was wearing no trainers for some reason. Chickers rang Macca we gave him some abuse, if he could understand us the guy needs a job as an interpretor for Alcoholics Annonymous.
 
We got to the train station had to get the train Sheffield and change, we were supping Stella on the train were these cans appeared from i don't know and didnt rightly care, i think Chickers robbed a local shop or sumat. In sheffield Station Danny was dancing to MrBigStuff Beard was conked out on the chairs everyone else i cant remember what they were doin.
 
The train came Beard was alseep for most of the journey, Wayne and Chickers tipped some random shower gel into dannys hair, where this shower gel came from is a mystery. On the way back danny has an Alan Partridge ringtone which says "I AM Hung like a donkey" that was bluetoothed around.
 
We then got to picadilly walked to Victoria got the train to Greenfield thankfully Waynes missus picked us up from the train station much appreciated. Beardy was the first dropped of as it was highly likely he was going to throw up. I got home last, watched match of the day Rooneys injured no world cup for England.
 
Overall i achieved getting pissed enough not to remember the game, i havent been that drunk in a long time, i blame Beard lol
 
Sunday
I had work at 8am, due to activites the day before, i didn't even chance driving. I had a midday hangover the joys. PLayed football at night with people from work at that posh new football place on the way to Hollingworth Lake.
 
PS Ben and Sam you lucky fooks whilst i was enduring Oldham Athletic, you were watching Kaiser Chiefs.
4/3/2006

Driving Test

I passed my driving test today 6 minors... it still hasnt sunk in yet,only  a short blog finishing with what your all thinking.... ABOUT FUKIN TIME!!
3/24/2006

These Blogs

Over the past weeks on various peoples spaces, the blogs have been more entertaining than Eastenders and Corrie combined! With Keyboard warriorz at large  posting amusing comments. Anyways big up to Seans space who gets more daily views than i have overall lmao!!
 
Highlights of days gone by, last Saturday Me, Chickers, The BEARD, And Wayne featuring owl, went to Bradford to watch the Mighty (maybe not) Oldham Athletic. As Wayne is good mates with the Bradford Mascot, City Gent, he managed to get us in the bar before the game. Unfortunately he could only manage to get Beardy in as his "helper". Meaning me and Chickers had to pay to get in... it turned out it was worth the 17 quid as Oldham ended up pissing all over Bradford who played a lot more like PSV Hangover, Oldham running out 4-1 winners and to be honest is could quite easily have been more.
 
Special mention at half time goes to Chaddy the Owl, Bradford have some quality cheer leaders, Chaddy got his head rubbed in 1 of the girls Boobies and kept peerin up their skirts when they bent over. Even the most unhappy and depressed Latics fans let out a few giggles.
 
After the game Waynes contacts this time got us in the Banquettin Suite where it had all the posh buisness people who were gutted after watching their side get hammered 4-1 muhaha. Their was also plenty of fine women up their particularly one in a pink shirt and also one of the sexy cheerleaders. We had a few drinks in ther then left to go home happy... or pissed as in Beardys case. Oh Dean Windass was in their, haha he didn't look to impressed the old fart.
 
Thursday we got battered at the football again we then went to a pub called the Grey Horse.... meh
3/6/2006

Tagged once again!

Name: David
Age: 19!
Location: Obviously in my house infront of my pc filling this in
Brothers and Sisters: 1 younger brother called erm.. Chris
Pets:Cat called Fudge, dog called Harvey
Job: Student - part time shelfstacker!!
Marital Status: Single
Hair Colour: Boring  Dark Brown, i really need to do something with it.
Eye Colour: Brown
Favourite Food: Sweet and Sour Chicken.
Favourite Drink: Non Alcholic, Riibena! Hmm alcoholic probably JD and Coke
Favourite Item of Clothing: Diesel Hoodie, i really need to go shoppin for some more shiz, although Seans given me a loada good sites so im gone be a lazy fook and order off them!
Favourite Celebrity: Hmmm Will Ferell at the mo.
 
Sexiest Celebrity:  Jennifer Love Hewitt and Elisha Cuthbert. Oh and Jessica Alba!!
 
Favourite Holiday Destintion: Corfu is the best place i've been, surely to be overtaken when we go to Australia for my Mum and Dads 25th Weddin Anniversary my 21st and my brothers 18th!
Next Holiday Destination: Hmm Hopefully a cheapo lads one with mates but thats no likely to happen as we cant organie a piss up in a brewery
Which Song Are You Playing To Death At the Mo: Stone Roses- I Wanna Be Adored, Bluetones-Slight Return, Kings Of Leon- King Of The Rodeo, The Charlatans-The Only One I Know, Common-Testify
What is your favourite colour: Blue
Favourite Possession: Mobile, it would be a car however i cant fukin pass me test
Most Expensive Thing You Have Ever Bought: Widescreen telly for me room, will eventually be a car
 
Had a one night stand: No
Ever Been in Love: No
Ever Been Married: No
Kids: In the future yes, our family is too small we need to breed lmao.
Ever Changed a Nappy: Erm yes.
Do you have any medical conditions: Failure to pass drivin tests?
Favourite Shops: Posh End of the Trafford Centre.
Favourite Film/Movie: Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Snatch and The Waterboy
 
Last movie you went to see: Hmm cant remember!
Do you play sports: Football and Pool,
Favourite Board Game: Monopoly
Ever Been Arrested: Nope, but i'd like to say my brother has been cautioned the chav
Describe Yourself In 3 Words: Laidback, Friendly, Quiet
Favourite Person You Chat to on MSN? Would be easier to name the most annoying!
Favourite MSN Spaces?  Seans, writes Huge blogs that are so interestin you read em word for word, also him bein a pro at Photography and other shizzle his pics are quality,he must have the space with the most visitors. http://spaces.msn.com/whiteonblue/, Bens is funny due to the warped stories he has at work brought on by boredom and working with some complete tools. http://spaces.msn.com/benjiesquire/. Sams is funny as she doesnt hold back and is honest. http://spaces.msn.com/samlovesben/ . Cloughies is also funny despite it not being updated since August!
Who do you tag to do this: Erm, If you are reading consider yourself tagged.
2/21/2006

Pissed Off

My retarded pig featured brother somehow got this pc infected with a virus, so i've had to reboot it and now lost all my tuneage and pics. Thankfully most of my pics are on here!!
 
One thing i've learnt today Create back up cds of all ur shit. Otherwise if ur pc fucks it your up shit creek without a paddle!!!
1/27/2006

Woah Woah! Why the change?

Why the fook have they changed and added things on here, nothing need to be different!!!!
 
What does everyone else think?
1/13/2006

Focking Unmarked Junctions

3rd time lucky .... or not in my case, driving test was going great, did all my maneouvers perfectly then late into the test didnt see an unmarked junction broke too late front of the car was sticking out. Whats gutting is like a tard i've made this mistake before which is why i failed my 1st one  
 
Got back to the test centre instructor says "Unfortunately you have failed because of that junction, was the perfect drive otherwise."*GUTTED*
 
Had football at night on Kaskey won 6-4 against a team who had this forward who just knocked every fucker out of the way. Was a decent win. The other team won as the oppostion didnt turn up woooo!! We then headed back to the pub played a few games of pool and did the quiz surprisingly Sean didnt win, but he did have us Shaw lot on his team!
 
We then waited for the card bingo type effort to be called the guy drags it on like a motherfucker i was nearly asleep. Was all an anti climax no one i knew won it jus sum old chunk did.
 
Anyways test is booked for 8th feb, fingers crossed i cant afford to fook it up again!!!
12/26/2005

Merry Xmas

Awite all hope ya all had a Good Christmas and Santa brought you everything you wanted !!
 
Woke up with quite a bad headache after going out last night, had to keep up with Sam and Hayley who cant half drink, sup there archers and lemonade like its fooking water. Opened my presents at half 11 got a huge telly for my room (at last) aftershave, money and the usual shizzle.
 
Family came round we ate loadza unhealthy stuff, the usual turkey, sausage and bacon rolls etc etc its all good .
 
Brother got the new xbox 360 which is v.impressive had a dabble on that graphics are awesome!! Family kept on eating unhealthy food and drinking more booze until they could take no more and left at around 9. I got my brother War Of The Worlds on dvd watched that, the film is fooking epic .
 
Anyways heres a pic of the dogg, me and me grandad. Unfortunately he's not in such good health had to write mine and my brothers name down on a piece of paper which he had in his pocket as he couldnt remember our names! Not good
 
 
 
 
 
11/20/2005

Oh No.

Kill me now, on Saturday night through constant moaning from Jimbobs sister and girlfriend and other people i went in Coolers, Shaws "Premier Night Club" god its sooooo bad. Thankfully I and a few others were only in for 30 mins, 30 mins too long though!! What a loada Sheeeite.
 
 
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Just started at Salford Uni, studyin Sport and Leisure Management, its alreet, too many fookin' assignments tho!

Got a part time job which is borin as fook but pays well.

Things i hate include, hangovas,scallies/townies, exams and work.