I actually cant wait to start back at Uni, again sick of doing nothing but stack shelvs at The Wonderful Morrisons!

I havent updated this in ages as i forgot about it.. check out Seans space link http://whiteonblue.spaces.live.com good pics on there as my space is so boring.

 

I should have pics of this years Leeds festival.. we had tickets to the Sunday but for reasons.. one being we cant organise fuck all and another being people changing their minds, we sold em!

 

On the Friday i had work at 5 till 10 meh... sorted out what was happening tomorrow as we were heading off to Doncaster to get drunk... sorry to watch the mighty Oldham Athletic. We have been so poor recently that our plan was to sit in a pub all day (Clougals Influence) or to get so drunk we couldnt remember the game.

 

We were all meeting at Sainsburys at 9am for some breakfast, Chickers, Beardy, Wayne me and Danny all went.. a few dropped out as there the sensible ones (Clougal, Melia etc). In Sainsburys we bought a big bottle of smirnoff vodka and a 2 litre bottle of coke for the train journey. Got the train from Oldham Mumps to Victoria and then walked to Picadilly via a 45 minute trip to Tesco Express waiting around for Danny.

 

The train to Doncaster didn't leave till 20 past 11 so we went to the sports bar which was just opening we had a shot of some cherry stuff chickers and wayne had a pint. 11am in the morning that shit hasnt been done well with me anyway since Kos (ahh memories) We then walked down to the platform surprisingly the train was on time. We were then on our way Chickers and Wayne were supping on there home made 3 quarter two litre bottle of vodka with a hint of red bull. Chickers was the first to feel the effects sticking the Serviettes that were on the back of his chair onto his face.. loon. Beardy was on his 3 quarter vodka and a hint of coke. Some poor blonde woman had to endure our drunkeness i felt sorry for her me and Danny were the sensbile ones despite being the youngest.. this would change though LOL!

 

The dude came round with "Refreshments" 3 jaffa cakes cost about £17.20 okay a bit over the top they were 70p but as Beady pointed out you can buy a pack of 20 for that from the local KwikEMart. We reached Doncaster by this time we were all rat arsed we got a taxi to near the football ground, Danny had a few cans of Carling some goths offered 70p for each can and threatened to start "singing" Slipknot if we did not accept.. so of course we said yes.

 

We got into the social club thing full of Doncaster fans, we saw Amie in there and her mates, me and Danny were chanting anti Doncaster songs not very clever when the pub was full of Donny fans lol. We then moved onto the ground how we got in i dont know, meh i dont even remember going through the turnstyles. The game was a blur thankfully i remember seeing Prendy and Lisa, Goodwin, Timmy and his ultra fan crew who love Oldham no matter how depressingly shite they are. Chaddy The Owl played by our mate got thrown out for apparently inciting a riot.. i dont see how a giant owl waving at Doncaster fans could incite a riot.  Chickers and Beard tried to reason with the stewards to let him back in.. but there drunkeness was gibberish and the retarded stewards wouldnt have any of it. Chickers and Beard then left to  meet the owl outside. Me and Danny stayed for a few short minutes Doncaster scored to which i shouted "Comon Danny i've seen enough of this shit lets go pub"  The highlight of the game was a burger i purchased at half time.

 

We met Beard and Wayne and Chickers up the road and went into the pub, discussed how shite the world is and Oldham Athletic with Doncaster fans who said the owl hadnt done anything wrong and the game was awful. We then got a taxi to the town centre went in McDonalds, by this point Beardy was wearing no trainers for some reason. Chickers rang Macca we gave him some abuse, if he could understand us the guy needs a job as an interpretor for Alcoholics Annonymous.

 

We got to the train station had to get the train Sheffield and change, we were supping Stella on the train were these cans appeared from i don't know and didnt rightly care, i think Chickers robbed a local shop or sumat. In sheffield Station Danny was dancing to MrBigStuff Beard was conked out on the chairs everyone else i cant remember what they were doin.

 

The train came Beard was alseep for most of the journey, Wayne and Chickers tipped some random shower gel into dannys hair, where this shower gel came from is a mystery. On the way back danny has an Alan Partridge ringtone which says "I AM Hung like a donkey" that was bluetoothed around.

 

We then got to picadilly walked to Victoria got the train to Greenfield thankfully Waynes missus picked us up from the train station much appreciated. Beardy was the first dropped of as it was highly likely he was going to throw up. I got home last, watched match of the day Rooneys injured no world cup for England.

 

Overall i achieved getting pissed enough not to remember the game, i havent been that drunk in a long time, i blame Beard lol

 

I had work at 8am, due to activites the day before, i didn't even chance driving. I had a midday hangover the joys. PLayed football at night with people from work at that posh new football place on the way to Hollingworth Lake.

 

PS Ben and Sam you lucky fooks whilst i was enduring Oldham Athletic, you were watching Kaiser Chiefs.

I passed my driving test today 6 minors... it still hasnt sunk in yet,only  a short blog finishing with what your all thinking.... ABOUT FUKIN TIME!!

 

Thursday we got battered at the football again we then went to a pub called the Grey Horse.... meh

My retarded pig featured brother somehow got this pc infected with a virus, so i've had to reboot it and now lost all my tuneage and pics. Thankfully most of my pics are on here!!

 

One thing i've learnt today Create back up cds of all ur shit. Otherwise if ur pc fucks it your up shit creek without a paddle!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 We then arrived in the cuntfuckin shit tip that is Oldham and headed to Maloneys, Chris turned his sick stained shirt inside out so he cud get in SKANK!! Maloneys was dead only had one in there, then headed to Walkabout saw a dude out of my form who i hadnt seen in ages, the rest of the time i was shaking my head at the shite chav dance tunes the "DJ" was playin and discussing with Sam how shit Oldham was.

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday went to uni had two lectures then a hugeeeeee four hour gap till our next one so we went back to me mates flat had a few games on pro evo, then headed off to ScuBar which is pritty much on his doorstep, we stayed in there for god knows how long and drinking too much and in the process didn't turn up to the lecture, we all knew we werent gona end up goin!!... joys of being a student. We left at 7 oclock and set off to the train station and arrived home at half 8 . Then got picked up by Phill with Clougal in the car and went round to his house along with Ben to play Poker and drink some more. Ben having a book on poker and winning constantly on the internet showed as he kicked some arse. He was rather pished and was calling every other game we played shat. We got a taxi home at about half 2, with poor clougal having work at 6am.